Meaning: looking feverishly for something
Lil' Trevor was a wreck after he lost his toy tractor. We was really hound doggin' it lookin' for that thang, and I'm so glad we finally found it.
Meaning: crayons
Boy, will you stop harassin' me and find somethin' to do? Got git you some dang crans n' draw a picture or somethin'.
Meaning: jalapeños
I don't know how Jake eats that sandwich with awl them howlapeenyas awn it. That mess would tear me up.
Meaning: viruses
Travis needs to be careful about who he kisses awn. That sweet thang he's with now is a downright nasty piece of trailer trash. She gon' give him all kinds of viyersis and junk.
Meaning: moccasin, a venomous aquatic snake of the viper family
I tell ya what, when Marshall noticed that moggasin swim in front of us in the lake, he jumped higher than I knew a human could jump. That boy was terrorfied!
Meaning: describes a woman who is very noisy during love making and howls like a coyote during the act
I always know when my neighbors is gittin' rowdy 'cause I can always hear 'em through the wall. The woman is eckspeshilly loud. She makes love like a wild kye-yote.
Meaning: criticize
I'm gittin' sick of Doug's crap. All he ever does is critter sides me and make me feel like I ain't good enough. I need to kick him to the curb and find a man that treats me like the queen that I am.
Meaning: deviled eggs
I know he's just a young fella, but Chuck makes the best dern dimpled iggs I've ever had in my life. They're as good as anything you'll put in yer mowrth.
Meaning: thwarted that plan
Warren was goin' to see a live Major League Baseball game for the first time in his life tonight, but the rain done farted that plan.
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Meaning: jubilation
Lauren felt jyoobyoolayshin as Earl unbuttoned his shirt to reveal his exotic, manly chest hair.
Meaning: deaf
I've never understood these teenagers that go drivin' around in their vee-hickles with that dang rap music blastin' and the bass shakin' the ground. Don't they know they gon' go death before they hit 30 years old?
Meaning: she wants her man to be an extremely handsome, athletic hunk of a man with huge muscles
Don't even bother tryin' to set up Twila with Shane, 'cause she won't go for him. She wants her man to look like twisted steel and sex appeal.
Meaning: Chuck E. Cheese's, a pizza restaurant and family entertainment center with arcade games, amusement rides, animatronic shows, etc.
Teresa said Lil' Timmy wanted to have his birthday party at that ole Chunky Chayz, but I shot that idear down in a hurry. That place ain't nothin' but a casino for youngins.
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