Meaning: viruses
Travis needs to be careful about who he kisses awn. That sweet thang he's with now is a downright nasty piece of trailer trash. She gon' give him all kinds of viyersis and junk.
Meaning: diagnosis
I ain't no doctor, but my dye-agg know-seez is you gawt a sprained ankle. Let me duct tape that for ya.
Meaning: lips
Now listen, hauss. I'm tired of you bein' a dern coward. If you really like this girl so much, you need to just walk up to her n' kiss her right on the leeyups. Womanfolk really like that sort of romantic thang.
Meaning: DNA
I've worked with Tyler all I can, but I've abourt given up. No matter how hard he tries, that boy caint hit a baseball.It just ain't in his biawlergy.
Meaning: health
You know where I can find reruns of that ole show with Billy Ray Cyrus called "Doc"? I sure do miss it. It was nice havin' a good ole boy with a mullet on tv who knew a thang or two about hailth n' medicine.
Meaning: extremely passionate, wild love making
Did you see the way Jesse and Louann was a-lookin' at one another? I bet they do some red firebird hanky panky the moment they git home.
Meaning: a little touch of something; said when one has an illness but wants to downplay the severity of the symptoms
Reginald: I been hearin' an awful lotta coughin' comin' from yer way. You sure yer gon' be up for fishin' tomorrow?
Rex: Aww, I just got a leel touch-a suh-umm. What time you wanna hit the water?
Meaning: finger tips
We're gon' need a taller ladder. This light bulb is right at my fanger teeyubs, but I can't git aholt of it.
Meaning: nose
These dang allergies are killin' me. Seems like I gots to blow my nayooz every other minute.
Meaning: smell
No matter how many times he warshes it, Fred cain't git that awful smale owrt his awwmpit.
Meaning: urinate
Hank, I need ya to pull over as soon as you git a chance. I need to make a trip to tinkle city.
Meaning: a polite way of saying "defecate" or "take a dump"
I need to go sit n' ponder in the bathroom for a lil' while before we head out. Don't y'all leave withowrt me.
Meaning: strep throat
Mary Lou's been sick in bed for three days and she won't eat nothin'. I think she gawt stray yip.
Meaning: I am nervous
As she was waitin', LouAnne thought to herself "I don't know how I'm gon' git through this here speech. My pits are a-sweatin' and my tummy's awl aflutta.".
Meaning: you need to have a lot of courage
Naw, I don't think I'll be goin' bungee jumpin' with y'all. You gawta have horse cantaloupes fer that.
Meaning: herpes
I told Tim not to mess with thayit girl from down around the corner, but he wouldn't listen. Now he gawt the junk all over his mowrth.
Meaning: distress
I got a piece'a chicken nuggit stuck in my teef and I'm all owrta toothpicks. This is causin' so much dis drayis.
Meaning: body
The women in Pittsylvania County have never been able to resist Hal's bawdeh.
Meaning: a woman's genital/private area
I cain't believe Tim's gittin' married today. By the end of the evenin', that lucky son of a gun will be headed to the wild down yonder.
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