Meaning: Chuck E. Cheese's, a pizza restaurant and family entertainment center with arcade games, amusement rides, animatronic shows, etc.
Teresa said Lil' Timmy wanted to have his birthday party at that ole Chunky Chayz, but I shot that idear down in a hurry. That place ain't nothin' but a casino for youngins.
Meaning: Wendy's, a fast food chain
Sheila, Devin and Hank is always at Wayerndis all the time. It's their fayvrit place to eat.
Meaning: Diet Coke, almost always consumed with a large amount of greasy fast food
I'll have a Baconator combo meal biggie size with a Dyed Coag.
Meaning: Tinkerbell
Lil' Maggie done gawten a bit obsessed with that dang Tankerbayle. She gawt Tankerbayle p-jammers, Tankerbayle bedsheets, Tankerbayle shoes, a Tankerbayle backpack. Everywhere I look in my house I see that dang Tankerbayle.
Meaning: Kubota, a brand of tractors and farm utility vehicles
Ever since Melvin gawt hisself one a them Kooboaders, he's been zippin' and zig-zaggin' awl ova the farm. I still think John Deere is better, but I gawta admit that thang's purdy sweet.
Meaning: Doritos Los Tacos; a taco with a taco shell made of Doritos chips at Taco Bell
Clyde: I had me some Tocko Bayl for dinner and it was delicious.
Ryne: I hope you gotted a new tocko with that doe reedo tocko shill.
Meaning: economics
I cain't believe the nerve Dwight showed this mornin'. He came in and said with the way eggernawmics is these days that we should lower prices a little so we could git more customers. I told him to shut his mowrth and git back to work.
Meaning: Geek Squad
Ain't no way I'm gon' git this home stereo hooked up right. There's wires goin' every which way and I don't know what needs to go where. I'm gon' need to git the Geeg Squawd in heya to straighten this mayiss owrt.
Meaning: Advil
My back has been killin' me awl day. I need to take a couple Aidvul when I git home.
Meaning: twitter
Neil: I saw on CMT last night that Bubba James Hankins is comin' owrt with a new album next month.
Buck: Yeah, Jesse told me abourt that last week. He saw it on that ole tweeda thang or whateva you call it.
Meaning: Burger King
I'm bout ready to clock out and git some dinner. Whaddya say we go git us some Bwerga Kang?
Meaning: Gatorade
After cuttin' hay all afternoon, the first thang I wanna do when I come in is git an ice cold Gayda ayeed n' cool off.
Meaning: used by country folk when talking about checking email, surfing the web, or doing anything else related tot he internet
They got this thang on AOL now called CountryTawk. You should take a look sometimes.
Meaning: facebook
Good luck gittin' Donnie to come down fer dinner. I can't git him away from the computer ever since he discovered that fiyeece boogk.
Meaning: Mozilla Firefox
Ned installed that foxfire on my computer a couple weeks ago and I abserlootly love it. I been usin' it ta check my email ever since.
Meaning: McDonald's, a popular fast food restaurant
*Note - A meal or food item from McDonald's is often referred to as "a MagDontels".
We ain't got nothin' to eat here. I'm gon' head to town and git a MagDontels.
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