CountryTawk - It's Beyawind Epic: Eatin' n' Drankin'

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>> Friday, June 7, 2013

Meaning: jalapeños

I don't know how Jake eats that sandwich with awl them howlapeenyas awn it. That mess would tear me up.

>> Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Meaning: deviled eggs

I know he's just a young fella, but Chuck makes the best dern dimpled iggs I've ever had in my life. They're as good as anything you'll put in yer mowrth.

>> Monday, April 29, 2013

Meaning: phrase said by countryafied males to ridicule a man who orders a salad for a meal at a restaurant; the phrase suggests that those speaking are more manly because they are higher up on the food chain because the animal that their food (steak, ribs, etc.) comes from eats the food that the individual being ridiculed is eating

Are you serious, Terry? What kind of man goes to a steakhouse and orders a dern salad? I swear, you eat what food eats.

Bawhaw Blayist

>> Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Meaning: Mountain Dew Baja Blast, served exclusively at Taco Bell

Can you stop by Tawco Bell awn the way to the job site? If I don't git me a Bawhaw Blayist I might pass owrt this afternoon.

Aww, he wants summa dat meelg shayg

>> Monday, February 25, 2013

Meaning: "Aww, he wants some of that milk shake"

In the presence of a baby who is known to be breastfed, this phrase is uttered by a countryafied male when the baby cries, communicating his belief that the baby is hungry

Baby: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
Mama: Goodness, Nelson! Didn't I just feed you an hour ago?
Countryafied Male: Aww, he wants summa dat meelg shayg

rock food vs. the good stuff

>> Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Meaning:

This terminology is most often used by countryafied children.

"Rock food" refers to any food eaten as part of a meal...

...while "the good stuff" refers to dessert.

Grown man joking with child: Yer s'pose ta eat yer ice cream first, right?
Child: Naw, youou gawta eat the rock food first n' then you git the good stuff.

a Philly cheese

>> Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Meaning: Philly cheesesteak; country folk always leave off the "steak" at the end for some reason

Yeah, gimme a Philly cheese with awl da regular stuff plus lettuce n' tomater.

Napoleon ice cream

>> Monday, February 4, 2013

Meaning: Neapolitan ice cream

When you got to the store, can you git me some chips and some'a that Napoleon ice cream? I been really cravin' that stuff.

that bark

>> Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Meaning: the crispy, burnt outer layer of barbecue

You need to pull that pork shoulder outta the smoker after abourt five hours. If it's tender n' juicy in the middle and it's gawt that bark, you done did it right.

a, what is it, a lawtuhyee?

>> Monday, January 21, 2013

Meaning: latte; stated by redneck men when ordering "one a them sissified, girly coffee dranks" for a female friend or companion

Drive-thru worker: Welcome to MagDontels. May I take your order?
Duane: Yeah - I'll have a, what is it, a lawtuhyee? And a breakfast bureeda.

candid yayerims

>> Monday, December 17, 2012

Meaning: sweet potatoes

My Aunt Debbie makes the best candid yayerims of awl time. You really should try 'em sometime.

peeno kalawdis

>> Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Meaning: piña coladas

Hank: Where's Devin?
Wayne: He done passed out over behind them bushes over yonder. I reckon he had one too many a them peeno kalawdis.

breeyizkeeyit

>> Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Meaning: beef brisket, the "Official national dish of the Republic of Texas"

I like to git the pulled pork sandwich when we go to Smokey Hanks, but Dale always eats that breeyizkeeyit.

Payopsiyeh

>> Friday, October 26, 2012

Meaning: Pepsi

Cashier: And what would you like to drink with that, sir?
Darnell: Payopsiyeh.
Cashier: Huh?
Darnell: I'd like a Payopsiyeh.
Cashier: What?
Darnell: A Cola, dangit!

that ole chimney chainga

>> Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Meaning: chimichanga, a deep fried burrito that is popular in Southwestern and Tex-Mex cuisine

Waitress: Have you decided what you'll be having yet?
Hank: Yeah, let me git that ole chimney chainga with the steak n' cheese.

Ree-seez Pee-seez

>> Thursday, August 2, 2012

Meaning: Reese's Pieces

I had me a bag of Ree-seez Pee-seez that I was savin' for when I got off work, but sweet thang done gone and eated it before I got home. Now I don't got any candy.

stawburr eyescrame

>> Friday, July 6, 2012

Meaning: strawberry ice cream

Y'all want any dessert? We got stawburr eyescrame if yer hungry.

restrint

>> Monday, April 9, 2012

Meaning: restaurant

Kendall done follered his dreams and opened up his own restrint abourt a year ago. That parkin' lot is always full and he seems to be doin' purdy good business.

tocko with that doe reedo tocko shill

>> Thursday, March 22, 2012

Meaning: Doritos Los Tacos; a taco with a taco shell made of Doritos chips at Taco Bell

Clyde: I had me some Tocko Bayl for dinner and it was delicious.
Ryne: I hope you gotted a new tocko with that doe reedo tocko shill.

that'll cause it to go awl a-splatter

>> Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Meaning: warning of what will happen if food is heated in the microwave too long

Don't go zappin' that chili too long in that yonder microwave, now. That'll cause it to go awl a-splatter.