Meaning: describes a woman who is very noisy during love making and howls like a coyote during the act
I always know when my neighbors is gittin' rowdy 'cause I can always hear 'em through the wall. The woman is eckspeshilly loud. She makes love like a wild kye-yote.
Meaning: deaf
I've never understood these teenagers that go drivin' around in their vee-hickles with that dang rap music blastin' and the bass shakin' the ground. Don't they know they gon' go death before they hit 30 years old?
Meaning: she wants her man to be an extremely handsome, athletic hunk of a man with huge muscles
Don't even bother tryin' to set up Twila with Shane, 'cause she won't go for him. She wants her man to look like twisted steel and sex appeal.
Meaning: describes a person who is extremely tough, rugged, handles pain well, and doesn't back down from challenges
You done a good thang when you hired Waylon. That ole boy will do anythang you ask him to and he's tough as a pine knot.
Meaning: a self-fulfilling prophecy; a prediction that causes itself to become true
I don't know why anyone pays attention to them football recruitin' rankings. These players git their rankin' based on which schools offer 'em scholarships. Then when they sign with schools, the schools git highly ranked recruiting classes because they signed highly ranked kids that got their rankin' simply because of the fact that that school offered 'em.. It ain't nothin' but a self-feelin' prophecy.
Meaning: slightest
Lil' Randy look like he don't gawt the slyyydeeyist idear why Susanna's smilin'. Well ain't thayit dawlin.
Meaning: on
Ain't nothin' in the world like yer first bull ride. Once you hop awn that bull one time, you wanna git back awn him ageeyin and ageeyin.
Meaning: a reference to a liquid bandage - topical skin treatment that binds skin to treat minor cuts and sores
You don't need to buy that New-Skin crap. It's just nail polish with a lil' annerseptic in it. You can save yer money and make somethin' that works just as good at home.
Meaning: an expression placed by a verb to emphasize that the action described is occurring in an excessive amount or at a very rapid rate
L-I-B derned, y'all. It's snowin' like the dickens owrt yonder!
Meaning: having a big, devilish grin; grinning from ear to ear displaying all teeth...or in many country folks' case, displaying lack of teeth
Man, I tell ya what...Dalton thinks he done got away with stealin' my Mountain Dew out the freelge. Look at him sittin' ova thar grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars. But I got somethin' for him. He ain't gon' be grinnin' for long, and that's a fact.
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Meaning: said by a country person when a non-country person steps outside the box and does something country
Biff: I was flipping through the channels this weekend and stumbled upon an old show called The Dukes of Hazzard. It's not like what I usually watch, but it was highly entertaining.
Devin: Dang, you straight hick now.
Meaning: a description of a very unpleasant experience
I don't mind when the dentist drills into my tooth so much. But when he stabs ya in the gums with that numbin' stuff, man, it's like death by chainsaw to the nipples.
Meaning: isn't very friendly
I wish Ralph didn't come to this bar. He just taintoo frainluh and he kills the atmosphere every time he walks through the door cause don't nobody want him in here.
Meaning: guilty
Go 'head and arrest me, officer man. If yer accusin' me of bein' awesome, then I'm geeltuh as charged.
Meaning: comfortable
So glad you made it! Y'all just make yerselfs compfftuble and I'll have dinner ready in a bit.
Meaning: interesting; the term can be used to communicate that someone literally finds something interesting or to convey that one thinks something is peculiar or strange
That boy of Bob n' Margaret's is one intristin feller.
Meaning: relaxed
Pitcher: I don't know what's wrong, coach. I just caint find the strike zone.
Pitchin' Coach: It's because yer thinkin' too much, son, and it's got you awl tight. You need to be looseh gooseh!
Meaning: artificially
Dangit, Willie. I told you to git the 100% natural juice. This crap is arr fishleh flavored.
Meaning: description of the physical appearance of rolls of fat on a person's back
Peggy shoulda wore a dress that covered up more. It was all open in the back and them flabs was floppin' every which way. They looked like the droopy jowls of a bulldog.
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