CountryTawk - It's Beyawind Epic: Awbjicks n' Thangs

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>> Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Meaning: crayons

Boy, will you stop harassin' me and find somethin' to do? Got git you some dang crans n' draw a picture or somethin'.

>> Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Meaning: moccasin, a venomous aquatic snake of the viper family

I tell ya what, when Marshall noticed that moggasin swim in front of us in the lake, he jumped higher than I knew a human could jump. That boy was terrorfied!

wheeyul burrah

>> Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Meaning: wheelbarrow

If Devin's belly gits any bigger, he's gon' need a wheeyul burrah to push that thang around.

bushy-tailed thangs

>> Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Meaning: refers to wild game (deer, squirrels, etc) hunted by country folk

Huntin' rifles are locked n' loaded. Y'all ready to go shoot some bushy-tailed thangs?

clah-rooves

>> Monday, January 28, 2013

Meaning: clothes

Doug done got hisself a whole new wardrobe of clah-rooves. He lookin' real shahlp, nayill.

that guava stuff

>> Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Meaning: guaifenesin, an expectorant commonly found in over-the-counter cold and cough medications

I been hackenin coughin' all mornin'. But Clementine done picked me up some medicine with that guava stuff, so I should be feelin' better soon.

aigzin pahyeens

>> Monday, January 7, 2013

Meaning: aches and pains

The worst part about gittin' older is wakin' up with aigzin pahyeens every mornin' when you git owrta the bed.

kawntayick layinz

>> Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Meaning: contact lens

I caint see a dern thang. I done lost a kawntayick layinz this mornin' n' ain't been able ta find it yet.

pokie dawts

>> Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Meaning: polka dots

Sorry, man. That's a good lookin' bull you gawt thar, but I just caint buy it from ya because of the way yer dressed. My pappy always told me to never trust a man who wears pokie dawts, and that advice done always served me well.

a tay shirt n' jaynes

>> Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Meaning: a t-shirt and jeans

Sheela had the nerve to ask me if I was gon' dress up nice for her office Christmas party. I said to her her "woman, I'm gon' wear what I always wear - a tay shirt n' jaynes".

a big time epic

>> Monday, November 19, 2012

Meaning: a summer blockbuster movie

Charlene is always draggin' me to all these girly movies - you know, that romantic comedy nonsense. Well, that ain't happenin' tonight! I'm pickin' this time and we gon' see a big time epic!

The Razmyootin

>> Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Meaning: The Rasmussen Reports Daily Presidential Tracking Poll

Ole Meeyid Rawmneh done finally pulled ahead in The Razmyootin. I think he just might win this thang.

wawels

>> Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Meaning: walls

Tommy said he'd put in some work to spruce up our wawels in hopes of havin' our house sell faster, but I ain't too happy with the results. That's abourt the ugliest paintin' job I ever done seen.

squarl

>> Monday, October 15, 2012

Meaning: squirrel

Alotta folks brag about how well they can shoot at deer and turkeys, and that's fine n' dandy. But I tell ya, you better have mighty good aim if yer gon' try to go squarl huntin'.

soafer

>> Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Meaning: sofa

This here soafer done served me well. I bought this thang 19 years ago and it's still as cumpfftuble as the day I gawt it.

foyill

>> Friday, October 5, 2012

Meaning: foil

Hey, you remember when we was kids and Pee-Wee Herman had that big foyill ball on his tv show? Well, I done started makin' my own.

blainkit

>> Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Meaning: blanket

It's gon' warm back up in a couple'a days, so I ain't gon' turn the heat on. You just cover yerself up with that blainkit if yer cold.

eelayig trisselty

>> Thursday, August 30, 2012

Meaning: electricity

I'm tired of these dang storms rollin' through here every week. If we lose eelayig trisselty agayin', we gon' be up a creek.