Meaning: a promiscuous woman with loose morals who spreads sexually transmitted diseases through a rural community like pigeons spread disease in urban areas
I keep warnin' Randy not to woo that ole herpe pigeon he gawt his eye on, but he won't listen. He gon' regret it if he messes with her.
Meaning: Sunday
He may wear overalls all week, but Duane always dresses his bayist for Sundee church.
Meaning: a cranky, creepy, foul-mouthed, perverted old man from the South
Old Man: Hey theya, sweet thang. Whaddya say me n' you go grab us a burr later?
Young Woman: Git the heyyul away from me, you old coot.
Meaning: anesthesiologist
Now Winfred, you don't gawt nothin' to worry about. This nice Anna C.Z. Awlergeeyist is gon' give ya some medicine to put ya to sleep and you won't feel a thang when they slice ya open down yonder.
Meaning: Tinkerbell
Lil' Maggie done gawten a bit obsessed with that dang Tankerbayle. She gawt Tankerbayle p-jammers, Tankerbayle bedsheets, Tankerbayle shoes, a Tankerbayle backpack. Everywhere I look in my house I see that dang Tankerbayle.
Meaning: Thomas S. Monson, President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
http://www.lds.org/church/leader/thomas-s-monson?lang=eng
Meaning: a boyfriend or husband
Listen JoAnne, you need to take thangs seriously when I'm tryin' to teach you how to cook. You ain't never gon' git you a fella if you caint make him a good meal.
Meaning: Justin
In the minds of country folk, there is no such name is Justin. If your given name is Justin, they will call you Jason every single time they speak to you - no matter how many times they are corrected. After all, Jason is a name for people, and Justin is a name for boots.
I don't undastayind why so many of these dang teenagers is so crazy abourt that Jason Beebers feller. His songs stank and he caint sang worth diddly squawt.
Meaning: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; a fictional team of four teenage anthropomorphic turtles trained in the art of ninjitsu portrayed in movies, comics, and television series
Did you see that Nickelodeon is bringin' back them Teenaged Mudint Ninjer Turtles? I remember them thangs from when I was a kid. I wonder if they're gon' still say "cowabunga" and all that crazy mess.
Meaning: Rush Limbaugh, an American radio talk show host and political commentator
Sometimes that ole Rudge Limbawg feller is dead on, then other times he's flat owrt nuts. I'm thinkin' he just says whateva he thinks will fire folks up.
Meaning: Morris
If yer lookin' for a good painter, you should give Bobby Mars a call. He'll git the job done good n' fast.
Meaning: role model
This mornin' Lil' Evan told me he wants to be just like Trace Adkins when he grows up, and it done brought a tear to me eye. He couldn'ta picked a better row mawdle.
Meaning: Snoop Doggy Dogg
I don't know why Devin don't like country music. Abourt awl he ever wants to listen to is that Snoopy Dog Dog.
Meaning: Jamaican; refers to anyone sporting dreadlocks, whether they are from Jamaica or not
We had a grand ole time at the beach. Won't nobody there 'cept us and this group a Jermaygin dudes, and we was awl havin' a blast.
Meaning: giants
I don't understand how them New York Jynce keep winnin' Super Bowls when they always look like crap in the regular season.
Meaning: firefighter
Ole Jim ain't had time to go gamblin' with us ever since he become a vawlunteeya farrfodda. But I reckon it's better for him to do that than to be playin' cards and shootin' dice.
Meaning: volunteer
The Hendersons is some of the nicest folks you could meet. They'll help ya out whenever you need it and take time to vawlunteeya down at the soup kitchen and junk like that.
Meaning: a person who is thinking or acting without logic and reason
Listen to what yer sayin', you crazy bug eyed dragonfly! Put the rifle down, go cool off for a couple hours, then come talk to me abourt it.
Meaning: a person who drives his/her vehicle in a ridiculously slow and cautious manner that holds up traffic; common characteristics of "them ole creepers" include hitting the breaks whenever approaching an intersection (even when the traffic light is green) and stopping in an acceleration lane to wait until all traffic clears on a highway
Sorry I'm late. I gawt stuck behind one'a them ole creepers and he made me git caught at every single stop light.
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