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>> Monday, March 25, 2013

Meaning: on

Ain't nothin' in the world like yer first bull ride. Once you hop awn that bull one time, you wanna git back awn him ageeyin and ageeyin.

>> Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Meaning: in his midst

Larry said he was gon' only stop in for a few minutes at our shindig, but I don't see him leavin' anytime soon. He's got several purdy womanfolk in heeyiz mist and he's enjoyin' every moment of it.

Porter Reeto

>> Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Meaning: Puerto Rico

That new feller Chuck's gawt workin' at his auto repair shop gawt hisself a real funny soundin' accent. I think he's from Porter Reeto or somethin'.

Mortal Baytch

>> Thursday, August 9, 2012

Meaning: Myrtle Beach

If yer lookin' for a good place to spend yer vacation, you should head down to Mortal Baytch. You can always count on a bunch of good country folk like us bein' thar.

Chire-na

>> Monday, August 6, 2012

Meaning: China

Every time I pick up a shirt, doohickey or doofloppy around here it says "Made in Chire-na". The only thang we got 'round here that was made in Murka is that dang wooden duck Teresa bought at the Billy-Goat Festival.

Murka

Meaning: The United States of America

I've got patriotic pride and I'm proud I do. That's 'cause I'm from Murka and we is the bayist.

Cawlerawda

>> Thursday, July 19, 2012

Meaning: Colorado

Dale told me he wants to take his family skiin' on the Rocky Mountains out yonder in Cawlerawda. If I were him I'd save my money and just go muddin' somewhere 'round here.

dowindeh

>> Thursday, June 7, 2012

Meaning: down there

Starla: Did you check downstairs yet? You mighta left yer hammer in the basement.
Marshall: You crazy! I ain't goin' dowindeh! It's creepy as heck and there's rats runnin' awl ova the place!

Anglund

>> Monday, June 4, 2012

Meaning: England

Dale: What in the heck was goin' on in Anglund this weekend? That mess was awl ova the news.
Dan: I dunno. It looked like some kinda fancy boat race or somethin'.

Taygsus

>> Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Meaning: Texas

One a these days I'm gon' move to Taygsus. They do thangs right down yonder.

Waste Vuhginya

>> Thursday, November 3, 2011

Meaning: West Virginia

I hate goin' through Waste Vuhginya. I'm abourt as country as it gits, but all them overall n' coonskin cap wearin' folk are just too hillbillyafied, even for me.

faw wood

>> Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Meaning: forward

Alright, yer lined up good. Now just pull faw wood a lil' bit.

so remote you can hear a rat lickin' lard from twenty paces

>> Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Meaning: description of a location so remote and country that even country folk comment on how remote and country it is

I don't know what Travis was thinkin' when he moved way out yonder in the boondocks. The place he lives is so remote you can hear a rat lickin' lard from twenty paces. He's gawt to drive like an hour just to git to a dang Wal-Mart!

up n' oaba deh

>> Thursday, September 15, 2011

Meaning: up and over there; over there

Check owrt that kid makin' fart noises with his armpit up n' oaba deh. He showin' them boys how it's done!

Warshintin

>> Thursday, September 1, 2011

Meaning: Washington

Sometimes I think them folks in Warshintin don't got a clue what's goin' on.

Mawntaner

>> Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Meaning: Montana

Sometimes I just wanna leave everythang behind and go live in some place like Mawntaner to enjoy life on the open range.

every which way

>> Thursday, June 16, 2011

Meaning: all over the place; in multiple directions

Terry gitted real excited when he saw he had a bite, but that feeyush started pullin' him every which way and I didn't think he was ever gon' real that thang in.