Amherst County shaowla

>> Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Meaning: Amherst County Shower; the act of spraying a large amount of cheap cologne on oneself instead of taking a shower

Wayne: Git yerself cleaned up. We're goin' to the store in 5 minutes.
Chuck: But I caint git ready that fast.
Wayne: That's nonsense, boy. Just give yerself an Amherst County shaowla and you'll be good to go.