It's like it was designed by a cross-eyed Chinese

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Meaning: said out of  frustration by country folk when a tool, gadget, or device doesn't function properly

No matter what I do, I caint git this dang ladder to stand up straight. It's like it was designed by a cross-eyed Chinese.